Brooke Mc Sweeney

20

winchesterlicious:

My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”

and I was like “…what”

and then she took my hand

and gave me this carrot

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I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing

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budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

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